Dating disasters and Tinder tales ... Part Two | Mildura Intimate Photography

Dating disasters and Tinder tales ... Part Two | Mildura Intimate Photography 

I had organised a date with a guy after meeting him on a dating website.

He turned up, looking nothing like his profile photo. He also had a growth in his eyelid which I couldn't help but watch move every time he blinked.
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​Pre-Covid I had made plans to grab a bite with a guy I was interested in. We were going to a local restaurant and it had been a while since I had dated so I was extremely nervous. I told my big brother about it and he said he was free that night so suggested keeping an eye on me.

​I didn't know that meant locating himself at a table right near where we were seated and giving the guy a death stare all night. It was really uncomfortable and needless to say we didn't go on another date after that.

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I had recently moved in with a new housemate. I didn't know a lot about her except she had not long moved into the house after breaking up with her boyfriend.

I had been talking to a guy on a dating website and one night while my roomie was working at her hospitality job, I decided to invite him over.

Things escalated pretty fast and we ended up getting a bit steamy on the couch. I was so into it I didn't notice the front door open.

I'm not sure how long she was there for but when I noticed, she was standing there stunned.

​It turned out the guy I had invited over and was getting down with on the couch was her ex. I don't think either of us could get dressed quickly enough.

​I had organised a catch up with a guy I had been on a couple of dates with.

We decided to go for a walk along the riverfront, so I had a pair of tights on.

We were partly into our walk when the guy asked what was protruding from the bottom of my tights.

On further inspection I discovered it was a pair of knickers - and "Grandma" ones at that.

​They must have gotten stuck in the pants when I got them out of the dryer. Luckily we had a good laugh about it.

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​I had a first (and only date) with a boy I had been chatting to over social media. I was excited as we had really good banter and he was good looking.

I put a lot of effort into my appearance and thought I was looking super cute.

I got to the pub I was meeting him at, and saw him sitting over in the corner.

I went up, introduced myself only to have him reply there must of been a mistake - he was expecting me to be thinner!

​Regardless to say I turned on my heel and marched right back out of that pub before unmatching him.

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​I had been seeing a guy for a little while and I thought things were progressing well.

I suggested one day meeting at the dog park with our pooches and alarm bells started ringing when he told me he wasn't ready for that step in the relationship - for me to meet his dog!
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